She burns as bright as the sun and she falls darker than night. #sweat #converge #metalmakesmemovefasterandhardermotherfucker
Also this is what I look like when I vacuum naked at Dana’s. Doodlebug stop looking at my ass. #domesticslut
This is how bizarre I look when I wake up from bizarre nightmares. #thismorning #ugh #crazyasshair
She’s clearly just as upset as I am about the score. She slapped the power play.
I keep my hand in my undies for good luck. #killem #onegoal #gohawks #stanleycup2013 @nhlblackhawks
Playoff bush! Take those Wings DOWN, boys!!!! @nhlblackhawks
Ugh, yes please.
RITA LEEDS IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL, YOU GUYS.
“I want to have grown up fun. Spoon and figgy pudding. Rabbitown dum druggary’s hollow. And I want to have pop-pop.”
I step away for two seconds and Doodlebug has successfully taken over the keyboard